An Ode To Tony from New Wife Debbie
On Our Wedding Day, 28th. May 2006
To
Tony on our wedding day
When
there’ll be much to sup
I’m
giving you this special verse
Assuming
you turned up
Because
you’re so important
You
deserve a bit of fuss
To
celebrate the fact
That
sex is legal now for us
You
asked me out in ‘99
When
spring was in the air
I
thought that it would only be
A
casual affair
And
so it was for quite some time
As
things remained platonic
Until
the need to do the deed
Increasingly
grew chronic
Yes
slowly, surely, your good work
Wore
my defences down
And
it was love that filled the air
When
autumn leaves turned brown
So
now we’ll share a double bed
And
that will do us nicely
For
if we really get it on
Some
nights we’ll do it twicely
Perhaps
we’ll be adventurous
And
learn a new position
I
only hope that physically
You
ain’t in bad condition
But
will it ever be the same
Now
we have tied the knot?
Cos
we can’t have illicit sex
All
steamy, piping hot
Will
we be like so many couples
Once
a week at best?
Me
wrapped in a dressing gown
And
you in a string vest
Will
passion start to crumble
Like
a fruity piece of cake?
And
will I see a tiny worm
Replacing
that big snake?
These
questions will be answered soon
But
I think we’ll be alright
As
long as you don’t get too pissed
And
cock it up tonight!
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